​Vanduul Against Humanity
This is an unofficial, Star Citizen themed, Cards Against Humanity expansion.  CAH is Creative Commons licensed, so this is all cool from a legal standpoint if you are wondering.  All the content here is also CC licensed, except for where there is a trademark owned by CIG.

To play VAH, only use the VAH Black Cards (no CAH black cards except the haiku, unless you find one that is very cool and SC applicable).  For the White Cards, each player maintains two 6-card hands: One for VAH cards and one for CAH cards (from the normal game deck).  Just draw back up to 6 cards of each type after playing.  There is no requirement to play with either type on a given round.
You can alternately play with only VAH cards or only CAH cards (a hand of 10), but I don’t think that would be as fun.

Below are the cards I have so far.  Some are just what I thought would be funny, but many are also SC community in-jokes (from the forums, livestreams, Twitter, Reddit, etc.).  Feel free to ask in the thread about something if you don’t get it (don’t feel bad, I’ve been around this game too long).  These cards may also be a good way to tell the relative ‘backer age’ of someone by how many of the gags they get.  :)

Also, on the design, I intentionally made a higher than typical number of PICK 2 Black Cards.  This is so you can mix the CAH and VAH cards for funnier effect.

I plan on printing out a set for the next Beer Citizen I go to (we brainstormed games to play at the last Austin meetup and this was the top contender) and I’d love more ideas.  If you have suggestions, additions, or modifications to the existing set, please post in this thread and I might add them to my list.  Also, feel free to use these in your own lists for your own meetups.
Lastly, I’ve found this very helpful tutorial on printing your own cards . This includes a Python Script and some templates, so I generated images for the cards (ZIP file) I’ve come up with so far in case you’d link to print them as well. The service listed in the tutorial lets you print in multiples of 18, but others only do 52 card sets. BTW, the service they list is ~$0.17 a card, so you might be able to find a cheaper solution elsewhere if you care less about the quality.

If you’d rather print and play at home, I've generated some PDFs (white cards) (black cards with one blank) (black cards with 2 blanks) that might be a better option on a regular printer.
White Cards


A bad gift on Traveler's Day
The Gladiusiator
An Avenger, Assembled
An Idris Corvette ... errr ... Frigate
A Super Hornet
A Space Whale
Space Lube
A Constellation-based Delivery Service.
A Banu Merchantman flying backwards
The Base
The /r/starcitizen Subreddit
Crowdfunding
INN
LTI Doesn't Matter
Lifetime Insurance
Wait for the Anniversary Sale
October 10th
Xi'an taste like chicken
The Vanduul Queen
Star Citizen
Addicts Anonymous
#BlameJames
An Expired Coupon
A Constellation Phoenix Hot Tub
The tailpipe of a Starfarer
A Flurry of Missiles from a MIS
Pete the Weatherman
Hazy Thoughts
Wingman
Calix and Matt stuck in a janky Cutlass
Sandi
Vote Pedro for Musical Emperor
Dave Haddock and a Room Filled with a Million Monkeys
Chris Roberts
A Naughty Pirate
A Freelancer
Waffles on Spider
Lando Fever
This is Bullshit!
Immersion
Fidelity
Ben's Funny Dance
Blue Hair
Disco Lando's Beard
Cargo Pants
High Fashion on Terra
Short Characters
The Female Model’s Sideboob
A drifted old pirate all boosted on SLAM
The Murray Cup
Starfarer Drag Racing
A Fish Tank
Fish Trading
Sexbots
Space Cheesy Puffs
Chris Roberts taking a hit off his bong
Rob Irving’s Centerline Cutlass Thruster
Capturing a Vanduul Scythe
MVP
Fuel tank
Shield Generator
PBR
HydroFroz
Star Marine
Arena Commander
Dancing Heavy Pirate
Operation Pitchfork
HELMET! HELMET!
A Greycat Stunt Course
A 300i without a rear
A possessed hangar
Crowdfunding For Dummies
Ginger Lynn
A party in my 890JUMP
The Gold Shirt
A bottle of Hippocampus
Exploring
Mapping a jump point
Killing Vanduul with a spoon
A [CONCERN] thread
A Game Idea that … TL;DR
A self-destruct WIN button
The worst Mixmaster drink ever
Tony’s Exoverse
Apex Predator
The Million Mile High Club
Fuel empty
Lack of Morale
The Lamp
A Golden Ticket
Veteran Backer
Concierge
A melted ship credit
Taunting Goons
VD
Tractor beamed
Mining too much
A flatcat
Stealing peoples’ fat loot
Spaceship pinata
Circle strafing in Arena Commander
PEW PEW
The Dread Pirate Roberts
Hauling cargo for hours on end
Substandard entertainment options at a Convalex Shipping hub
Posting on the RSI forums
A pocket carrier
A bagel carrier

Black Cards

​All the money in my wallet went to _____.
After Star Citizen, Chris Roberts plans to make a game about _____.
Who is most likely to win in a dogfight?
Evading damage is much easier when I _____.
The Nav computer is always broken because of _____.
My cargo hold is always full of _____.
What do new backers just not understand?
If I wasn’t spending money on Star Citizen, what would I buy?
All the chicks on Nyx love my _____.
The thrusters aren’t broken!  They’re just _____!
I always tell new backers to _____.
What crime did the Advocacy catch me for?
My bounty keeps getting higher and higher because I keep _____.
My Starfarer is the best ship ever because of its _____.
Where did you drop your cargo?
Laugh it up, _____!
The jump point charting failed and spit me out where?
_____ convinced me to back Star Citizen!
What reward did I get for the bounty?
I glitched through a wall in Arc Corp!  Where am I?
Join the UEEN to kill _____!
Where will the Vanduul attack next?
_____ is my wingman.
I upgraded all the guns on my Aurora to _____.
His _____ was lighting up my radar!
The Cutlass was painted in the colors of the _____ pack!
We ran out of ammo and started using _____.
Why can’t mine the asteroid field anymore?
My Herald keeps picking up transmissions about _____.
Why can’t I fit in my space suit?
My Constellation is so busted up that I feel like I’m flying a _____!
It’s done when it’s _____.
What’s the first thing you’ll do when the PU launches?
What advice do you give new backers?
The mission went south after _____ mistakenly attacked a _____.
To get Star Citizen to run on my computer, I had to _____ my _____.
My Idris is crewed by _____ and _____.
The pirate was on my tail, so  I _____ _____!
I love it when a dev gets on chatroll  and _____ his _____.
I love it when they say _____ on AtV and _____ on RtV.
The _____ mission failed because we kept _____!
Stop touching the Freelancer’s _____!  You’re going to get _____!
The trade run involved buying up ____ and selling ____.
A Hull-E loaded up with _____ and _____
"Put the _____ cargo anywhere.", he said. So, I put them in the _____.
Clubby Blast was all out of _____, so I made due with _____.
Despite _____, he won the battle with his Hornet equipped with _____.